A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

Are you at school and that one teacher is constantly picking on you? Is your mother forcing you to do the chores again? Has your boss at work forced you to stay after hours? Are you just feeling angry all the time and you have an urge to just punch someone in the face?

Well, we’ve got a perfect – almost non-violent – solution for you! We are proudly bringing you – the one and only – scapegoat called Charlie. Don’t worry, he’s not a real person nor he is a living creature. He is a steak! A lean, juicy, red-blooded steak.

No matter how angry you are at your teacher, mother or boss, he will be able to relieve your anger and ease your stress. You will punch him, cut him, hurt him in every various and the most creative ways possible – safely from your computer. Isn’t that just great?

Original By: DynamicDust s.r.o

Support the Original Devs by subscribing to their Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/charlie_the_steak

Download

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TheSteak-x64.zip 400 MB
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TheSteak-x32.zip 396 MB
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TheSteak-Mac.zip 403 MB
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TheSteak-Linux.zip 320 MB
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TheSteak-Android.apk 120 MB

Install instructions

Windows

Extract the .zip file and open the Executable.

Mac

Right click the file, press open and then, open again.

Linux

Extract the .zip file and open the .x86_64

Android

Download and open the .apk file.

Development log

Comments

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It has been 61 days since the last update when is it gonna be updated

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Well done animations don't work for me on android

how do i play???

Please read the Install instructions, it will tell you there.

>mfer freaky steak named charlie

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Hey could you add the blinking animation and the other animation when you dont do anything to charlie

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When will the next update for android come?

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We don’t specifically know when it would come.

can we get the source Code to port to other Systems

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Okay so i wanted to post some of the things when you click Charlie's sides it stays on a bit of the animation also well done animations are quiet but this game is good

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Hey i cant upload the port on internet archive

Ok. 👍

Is there anything wrong with the file 📂, Or something else?

it might think that the game is a virus

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Alright, most likely cause we haven’t signed our application

(Applications usually have to get signed to show that the developer is trusted ✅)

good thing it aint a virus like that stupid bonzi buddy ripoff

i destroyed that thing back in july now this stupid stake?

its gonna be an easy target

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im planning to kill this ugly little bloody licker

if its a horror game,wheres the horror in it?

i'll just keep playing until hE FREAKING GOD DAMN DIES!

Hey could i upload this to internet archive?

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Sure, why not?

Just remember to leave credit!

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I will

Okay if you tuink his is a virus i ran it trought virustotal

We also might release this for Android Devices, since this is on Unity.

hey is this a virus? it said windows protected your pc

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Nah, but the same thing happened one time when I shared a Unity Build (now a cancelled game project) to the Owner of Stall Games.

Reddit post that talks about the same thing: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unity3D/comments/13cueoy/help_with_virus_protection/

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it means that windows doesnt recognize this game. like not alot of people played this